why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
Nope, I have an older brother just like the first description. We hang out, go to movies, he buys me surprise presents, gives me advice. We have the same humor and like most of the same shows, so he gets my references. When I’m sad he will offer to get me anything. I can’t remember the last time we ever had an actual fight (although we do have sword duels with the swords I bought us. We’re 20 and 22 haha) Legitimately best big brother ever!